Other North v South clashes New Zealand deserves
Sport Review #115
|Richard Irvine||Jul 2, 2020|
The North v South island rugby encounter brings back memories of daylight Test matches, sideburns and culturally acceptable drink driving.
Seeing which island is best at rugby is fine, of course (needlessly convoluted qualification criteria aside), but what else? Sport Review presents a series of encounters that will unite this island nation in shared bloodlust or split it asunder forever.
Dave Dobbyn v the Exponents - Call him loyal - to kicking your arse all the way back to Timaru! Will kiwi expats belt out Bliss or Why Does Love To This To Me while walking home from the pub through quiet London streets? Will it be Welcome Home or Goodbye Even Though I’m Blue??
Graham Henry v Robbie Deans - It’s the 2007 coaching appointment panel re-match everyone wanted to see. Will big dog magnificent eyebrows and knowing cackle get taken down by the raw disappointment of not getting a shot at the big time?
Colin McCahon v Rita Angus - Hey! Mitts off MY religious symbolism! The boy from Timaru might have brought modernism to NZ, but did those hills really need writing all over them? The Hastings Howitzer has a self portrait of her kicking your butt, Colin and isn’t afraid to use it.
Lattes v Cheese Rolls - Everyone from Auckland and Wellington will punch you in the face if you offer them anything other than a fine freshly roasted cup, while the Invercargill faithful have no truck with your big city bullshit. Will it be single-origin or southern sushi? Let’s get it on.
John Key v Bill English - he may have been born in Christchurch, but JK is Parnell all the way these days. Can the Safe Pair Of Hands from Dipton take him down like a flag referendum? We need to know.
Waikato Draught v Canterbury Draught - suddenly, everyone wants river water. The good folk of the mighty Waikato have known of its cleansing properties for years, especially when you’ve just put away $10 of chips and four litres of the brown gold through a funnel, and still have a big night in town ahead. Can the South Island pretender take it down? I think not.
Thanks for reading - Richard
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It’s 2 v 3 on the ANZ Premiership table with the Mystics hosting the Tactix tonight at 7pm, it’s on SKY
In the rugby, it’s Highlanders v Crusaders tomorrow night at 7pm, while the Chiefs and Hurricanes at on Sunday at 3.35pm, they’re on SKY
The poor old Warriors play the Broncos tomorrow night at 7.30pm, it’s on SKY
Bring back the gif
Like 2021 isn’t sitting there waiting to kick your arse too.
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